OK so I feel totally awkward and weird throwing up this shameless plug of a self-serving, somewhat embarrassing post. But what the hell, right? Should I just ignore it and pretend this didn’t happen? Maybe. My better instincts tell me to just let it go. Then again, maybe I can use it to get out of doing the dishes or something.
So PETA listed me among some pretty cool people as one of the “Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities of 2011”. I guess that bundle of cash I dropped off at their office last week did the trick.
Not that I think I deserve this. Nor do I perceive myself as some kind of sexy person. Just ask my wife and she’ll tell you. More often than not I look like a homeless person.
But I do plead guilty and admit its sort of cool to see my name listed among some pretty amazing people I totally admire. People I have no business seeing my name alongside. Like rock idols Paul McCartney, Thom Yorke of Radiohead, RIvers Cuomo of Weezer & Anthony Kiedis of RHCP. And straight up dudes like my man Steve-O, Jared Leto, Joaquin Phoenix, Justin Theroux, Richard Linklater, Russell Brand and Russell Simmons, among others.
I’m not asking you to vote for me (or am I?). But if you are so inclined, you can check out the list and vote HERE.
At a minimum, let’s hear it for the athletes on the list!